John Howard's Dicky Wiki Explanation!

John Howard continues to treat the people of Australia as dimwits over his claims that he did not direct any of his staff to systematically change Australia's history by altering less-than-flattering Wikipedia entries regarding himself and his government.

Of course, he didn't. You don't have to Einstein to know that John Howard doesn't personally direct all of the political spin and media clap-trap emanating from his office on a daily basis.

And to have public servants involved in this deceptive process is nothing short of a national scandal.

Now, the Ministerial Class Clown Alexander Downer has weighed into the argument with his profound assertion that it is not illegal to alter Wikipedia entries. Der! Surely Alexander, you have heard of political ethics? Well, come to think of it, maybe you haven't!

Those fishnet stockings have obviously been too tight around the more-intellectual part of Alexander Downer's anatomy causing a brain implosion of unprecedented proportions.

When John Howard is finally given his marching orders by the people of Australia, history will record that he has been one of the most-conniving, manipulative and slippery Prime Ministers that this country has ever seen.

Hopefully by then, Wikipedia will have devised a system to ensure that the Liberal Party's rag-tag rabble of dishonest internet users have been stopped in their tracks forever.