Michael Johnson's supported by dummies

The Federal Liberal Member for Ryan is officially being supported by dummies.

Fresh from his antics of standing on Moggill Road at Indooroopilly waving at passing motorists, Michael Johnson has hit upon another brilliant idea to secure the votes of the people of Ryan who are still seething for selling them down the drain over the Goodna Bypass.

Obviously taking a leaf out of his beloved WorkChoices legislation, Michael is saving on labour costs by arranging to have a life-size dummy on the footpath resplendent in a Liberal Party T-shirt, underneath a Liberal Party umbrella next to a Liberal Party sign urging the good folk of Brisbane's western suburbs to vote Liberal.

Which basically proves that when you treat the voters like dummies and when you work with dummies, you really are one yourself!