NSW Police get Taser boost

New South Wales Police are likely to get virtually unrestricted use of Tasers in their fight against uncooperative street criminals.

Taser guns inflict 50,000 volts of electricity over a period of 5 seconds to subdue violent offenders.

The New South Wales Police Association has called for Tasers to be more-widely available "as a non-lethal option for controlling violent situations".

Which should be fantastic news for the 24-year-old man from Bulimba in Brisbane who got a 50,000 volt jolt where it really hurts after the Queensland Police caught him urinating against a shop window in Fortitude Valley at 4.30 in the morning on Christmas Eve.

The cops directed him to stop - which was probably impossible after a night on the turps with a bursting bladder.

When his emotions kept pouring forth down the shopfront window, the cops Tased him on the spot, rendering the hapless individual into a blubbering mess on the footpath with parts of him no doubt shrivelling up beyond recognition.

Who said the Queensland Police don't have a sense of humour at Christmas time?


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